So, while I was out running errands earlier, I popped into the dollar store to pick up 300 plastic-coated, multi-colored paperclips for, you guessed it, a dollar (because screw you, Office Depot, for charging seven bucks for a mondo container of more paperclips than I will use in this lifetime, and yes, I have to have the colored clips, not just the silver clips) and while I was there, I wandered around a bit, because the dollar store fascinates me. Some of the stuff seems like a bargain (when, in reality, we're all just used to getting screwed at other stores that mark up their wares even more than the dollar store) and other stuff makes me think, "Whoa! Don't you wanna spend a little more for something like that?"
Now, I've never taken a pregnancy test. (I mean, what are the odds of another
immaculate conception?) But if I had an inkling that I might be pregnant and I wanted to confirm my suspicion, I don't think my first impulse would be to head to the dollar store.